Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is Me - Michele Bachman
The Onion:
Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Kennedy, Bachmann. Some things just make sense. Washington led this country to its independence. FDR guided the United States through the Great Depression and World War II. And I’ve suggested teachers could use The Lion King in their classrooms as an example of gay propaganda.
If anyone can bring dignity to the White House, I think we can unequivocally say it’s me.
I find it hard to believe that there are Republicans who think that she’s the best chance for beating Obama – not to even discuss the idea of her being the best option for the Presidency.
